Don't Call Us, We'll Call You Sugarloaf (Jerry Corbetta/John Carter) Long distance direct'ry assistance area code 212 Say hey A & R this is mister rhythm and blues He said hello and put me on hold To say the least the cat was cold He said don't call us child we'll call you. I said you got my number He said yeah I got it when you walked in the door Don't call us, we'll call you Don't call us, we'll call you. I got your name from a friend of a friend who said he used to work with you Remember the all night creature from stereo ninety two Yeah I said could you relate to our quarter track tape You know the band performs in the nude He said uh huh don't call us child we'll call you. Listen kid you paid for the call You ain't bad but we've heard it all before Yeah it sounds like John, Paul and George Any way we cut a hit and we toured a bit with a song he said he couldn't use. And now he calls and begs and crawls It's telephone deja vu We got percentage points and lousy joints and all the glitter we can use Mama so uh huh don't call us, now we'll call you. Listen kid you paid for the call You ain't bad but I've heard it all before Don't call us, we'll call you. From: Carol Witwicky